Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
she said her black crocs were her 'dress up crocs'
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
So I'm thinking about sending him some "sorry I almost peed on your computer" cookies. Thoughts?
I though he and I knew each other well enough that we could go to my hotel room to do a bunch of cocaine together without their being any homoerotic implications, but NOOOOOOOOO!
I forgot her safe word. It was a rough night.
I mean, you've had my nipples in your mouth now, so I think we've reached a certain level of friendship.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
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