at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
he drank a monster margarita at dinner. had to ask me if it was dollars or minutes that ended in 60.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
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He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
Now I'm ashamed that I wore a bra
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
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I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
Go have a frustration cry and get over it
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Dude on the shuttle bus eating a Butterfinger and watch porn on his phone and doesn’t give a fuck who knows
We need to get on his level
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