I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
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Best thing law school has taught me: how to use logic to turn a girls "no I will not have sex with you" into "well I might as well get laid"
searching "dave" under the university of pittsburgh on facebook was not exactly how i hoped to find my baby daddy
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
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Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
I hope a pyrotechnic goes off in your asshole and seals it shut for life.
Me too.
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