Your tits are I can't wait for
fuck, i never want to drink again I drunk dialed matt last night and broke up with him the second night in a row. FUCK QUADFEST
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
She called all of my friends to find out where I was last night. 7 out of ten said their place.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
The real reason I can't work: it's Tuesday. I get stoned and watch Buck Rodgers on Tuesday.
He is stood at the top of the stairs nursing the stolen cat
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
Ugh I realized he only responds to my snaps when I’m eating a popsicle
Why are male brains so small?
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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