would it be inappropriate to describe you with the phrase "bigass titties"?
Its like common courtesy of dating, the guy pays for the weed, just like dinner
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
I'm just gonna get real fat and join the circus.
It wasn't so much skinny dipping. It more like skinny walking...through a fountain.
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
I'm ordering dildos in a santa hat. You?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
I once took a shot of lighter fluid.. That's not a secret just a fucked up story
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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