it wasn't lemon gatorade
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
found a hand written recpiet for 'one doe fawn' on an open crate in my living room need help to find it
where the hell would u of bought a deer
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
To be honest I've become too lazy for the work involved in getting laid.
You run marathons and you're too lazy for sex? Priorities, man.
Touche.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Told my fifteen year old cousin's friend what to sext his girlfriend last night. He was scarred for life but she fucking loved it.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
if jesus wore shoes made out of pure flavor and hurricane kicked u in the face thats how it feels to eat pizza bites right now
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
Wow you are like a taller more attractive sex Yoda.
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