Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
Did your dad mention the fact that you asked him for viagra at 2 in the morning?
well what she called a "work function" most people call "doing shots with your boss while people throw napkins at you."
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Made a salesman quit his job, a saleswoman cry, and got a manager to half shout "fuck this"....successful drunk Christmas shopping
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
You know you're hung over when the glare from the cream cheese on your bagel is just too bright...
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
Last night I somehow got INCREDIBLY wasted & thought it was a good idea to make a group chat with all the guys I'm hooking up with and just say "bye." soo I'm hiding out till next week.
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I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
She paid me 300 bucks to spank her and call her Baby Jane. Then we drank half a bottle of sippin whiskey. I'd call it a twelve out of ten.
I literally just woke up in a dog bed, in a bathtub in someone else's house...and I'm not wearing pants
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
They were shocked that I could handle my liquor so well. I'm half Irish and half Russian. This is what I'm made for
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