we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
No no I got the black eyes when I tried to do a flip off the second deck of a pontoon boat. Actually when I did a flip, it was a success.
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
I mean that was the nicest way to be dumped by some one I wasn't dating.
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