I have no voice and feel like lukewarm beer.
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
I positioned my bed perfectly so around 10 a.m. every morning there are rays of sunshine coming through the window in my room. Now i can tan while PTFO.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
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You were outside the bathroom the gay guy was puking in, screaming "IT GETS BETTER!" over and over again. Good message, poor execution.
Well at least you learned that cops don't like when you call them frenchy. Nice dive over the fence by the way.
She had cheddar bay biscuits in her purse. Biscuits, Id and cash. I'm gonna marry her.
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
I just want a whole pitcher of margarita and a headdress from party city and sit around and look like a fucking indian princess.
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We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
First contact since we had sex and it's to get my HBO password. I sure pick winners huh
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
I found a used condom and a hairbrush in my dryer this morning.
Hiring someone to do your laundry would be a good investment.
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