listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I just made this asian woman on the boardwalk that was giving 20 dollar massages upset after I asked her if a happy ending comes with it.
I just don't understand how my upright asian catholic roommate is getting more than me.
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currently walking past a fire hyrdrant with a hose already attatched.. this could be dangerous..
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Blasting venetian snares and drinking a beer. I love being an adult. It's like being a child but with beer for breakfast, better music, and no one yells at you.
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He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Dont judge the spank bank, just be happy that you were deposited there.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
40 year old guy made out with me last night while I had French fries in my mouth
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
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