Some man just said he would jack off to my hair color.
So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?
This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?
Nicole wore just a belt and her pedometer and hopped on top of me last night. She "walked" 822 steps before we finished.
New charity walk idea!
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
They turned the water off again. Brushed my teeth with whats left from those pitchers of mojitos. So hung over i dont even care.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
I think my body is a cloud. This mixture of things is heavenly. Dare was wrong, drugs are awesome.
There was a huge crash. I came out of my room to find you sprawled out at the bottom of the stairs in your bra and panties. You looked at me, yelled 'WHAT AM I DOING WITH MY LIFE' and then ran back into his room.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
I just used a bag of jelly beans as an arm weight...I'm not sure what to think of myself
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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