we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
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They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Dude. That is just waaaay to much random to process after that tequila battle.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
As pissed as she was, you would've thought I was trying to get back into his pants instead of his booze collection.
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I am at a point in my life where I don't want to brush my teeth for my tinder date because toothpaste and martinis don't mix.
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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