So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
How am I still drunk? Whoever said breakfast is the most important meal obviously didn't skip dinner and go drinking.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
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I never had a problem I couldn't slut my way out of.
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
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the evidence from last night is not good...
what evidence?
my underwear is on inside out, and there are french fries in my hair...
I'm wearing a real bra and real shoes. I look like a fucking lady.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
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