You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Dude. It's not even nine. I don't know yet.
Drink number four. Don't even tell me about its not even nine
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
multiple people will be seeing my nips tonight. not mad about it at all
This strange Italian man told me he wants to take me for ice cream and kept calling me "tomato" from tinder
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
I've been continuously high for the last 48 hours, and just broke my 4th vibrator. Coincidence? FIND ME A MAN I BEG OF YOU.
Randomize
