We should go out drinking together soon
I'm still not going to have sex with you
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
That's what happens when you let Keystone Light make your decisions.
you were having sex in the bathroom so i pee'd in your bong water...
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
i told myself when i was 16 i would never fuck an Alan. now i've fucked 3 and i'm punching my 16-year-old self in the face
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
My roommate walked in on my inserting a tampon. Somehow, I don't think this will be improving our relationship.
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