The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
you texted me last night and told me you couldn't find the toilet.
That explains the puddle of pee in my closet.
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
I will never understand why the dress to get laid party is always scheduled to be during family weekend. Its not even ironically funny.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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