My hair reeks of homosexuality.
how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
Remind me to tell you the Scottish bar story tomorrow
Remind me to tell you it was a shitty story when you're done telling it tomorrow
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
dude. you ripped the mardi gras beads off the girls neck and yelled she didnt deserve them..
I pretty much have hash tequila and gelato for dinner every night
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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