Only now do I see "not intended for use on skin" warning. Wonderful. But hey, my dick smells like magic marker.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Ummmm yeah ..,.. All three girlfriends I have right now are chatting with each other at the party...... I'll see you on the other side
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
How does one fall all the way up a flight of stairs? Its hard on me knowing that the survival of our species depends on me not reproducing.
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
So he got the TA job but i told him its not official until we have a quickie on his desk. He offered to break into his office. He doesnt start until this fall.
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I knew she was the one when we had sex to the halo soundtrack.
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