what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
We fucked to the rythmn of the thunder, it was magical
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Why can I remember how tall Nicki Minaj is from looking up her height once months ago, yet after weeks into the semester I can't even remember where any my classrooms are located
Importance
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
I am become drunk, destroyer of all worlds
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