why is it that everyone in pennsylvannia gets fucking prego??
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
tequila makes me forget i have legs
Hes the only one i know who can talk to a girl for an entire hour abuot the science in starwars and still get laid.
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We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
Pre-crushing the pills for tomorrow morning. This way I can sleep in an extra 10 minutes.
I creeped him on fb. I'm about 90% sure I just blew him in the same tux he wore for his wedding..
I couldn't find pants for like 20 minutes so I was butt ass naked just sitting on your floor
I got a 5 dollar bill, 1 condom, and no alcohol. I get payed on Thursday. Let's do this shit.
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On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It's slightly odd going to a booty call during morning rush hour with everyone else going to work.
Highlight of the day: got a bunch of drunks to sing baby shark.
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