On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I was drunk at peters. now im drunk at my apartment. and hungry. but mcdonalds is broken. wtf
I wanna tell red shirt guy I'm pregnant and use the abortion money for Coachella.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
In the pie chart of my life, she is a huge part of why I drink.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
He asked me how flexible I was and all I could think about was that time I threw my back out putting in a tampon.
i now know why i keep getting pictures of poop. apparently someone put my number in a girls bathroom saying i am a poop lover.
you text any of them back? this is probably the most women you'll ever have texting you in your life. don't squander a good thing
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