it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
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What's the kids name that was drinking stale beer and redbull out of the blender?
I haven't seen any of my friends sober in months. We have classes together.
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
New carpet is nice. I'm making carpet angels. Like a fresh snowfall.
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On a side note Tyler is buying beer from a gas station in a panda suit priceless
Welcome to the difference between being FWBs (remember how we used to see who could get more lap dances a night?) and being in a relationship. Fun, huh?
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
It's like my uterus was saying, "hey, you're not pregnant, but imagine if you were!"
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
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