i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
... don't judge me
Life lesson #57: drinking whisky out of apples leads to threesomes.
they said they heard you say put it in my butt
These 19 Teachers Had Very Inappropriate Interactions With Students
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
Women Confess 25 Instant Deal-Breakers On A Man’s Dating Profile
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
His water bottle is sitting on my coffee table like a monolith dedicated to the things he is not doing to my vagina.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Are you sure he's still you're boyfriend when you're sober?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?