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I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night

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(330): I think I gave almost everyone at that party the clap last night http://tfl.nu/n6om

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New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.

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(631): New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled. http://tfl.nu/1807

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(281): View more from Texas

Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring?

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Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later"

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(281): Hey. Did u tell any1 that I use Nuvaring? (281): Cuz 1 of ur bf's frat bros just asked me if I wanted to "play ring toss later" http://tfl.nu/iga6

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(609): View more from New Jersey

im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room

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(609): im sorry but my first introduction to your dick isn't going to be a pic sent from the men's room http://tfl.nu/jxea

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Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.

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(773): Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name. http://tfl.nu/27vq

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I woke up to her vacumming the grass

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(819): I woke up to her vacumming the grass http://tfl.nu/p4j1

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(239): View more from Florida

I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling

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You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?

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(239): I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling (1-239): You hooked up with minors in a golf cart? http://tfl.nu/sx7k

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(206): View more from Washington

I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes.

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(206): I just dropped off shoes at Mike's hotel. The chick he hooked up with last night stole his phone and shoes. http://tfl.nu/wcm6

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You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited.

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(+64): You'd be so proud. I have the flu/sore throat, so I've tied a scarf around my head and I'm microwaving jagerbombs. Let it never be said I'm not commited. http://tfl.nu/941d

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I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"

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(530): I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting" http://tfl.nu/k1xw

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she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.

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(763): she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick. http://tfl.nu/by59

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(315): View more from New York

The second I see you we're shot gunning beers

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It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning

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And your point is?

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Marry me

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(315): The second I see you we're shot gunning beers (1-315): It's gonna be 8 o'clock in the morning (315): And your point is? (1-315): Marry me http://tfl.nu/zcdd

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How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity.

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(732): How was that my fault?! I made you breakfast and gave you cake, as you asked. Then, you initiated sexual activity. http://tfl.nu/tije

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(518): View more from New York

No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.

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(518): No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once. http://tfl.nu/gul1

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.

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(202): A big toe in my vag is not foreplay. http://tfl.nu/p4zv

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