You're completely useless in the revolution.
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
Calling yourself a modern day Geisha doesn't justify being a whore.
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
she used teeth so i didnt tell her when i was cumming ...........dont get mad get even
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Passing out on a toilet is not classy no matter what you're wearing. Not even a pea coat.
Living room floor. I asked him to give me a back rub. He did. And smoothly transitioned that to foreplay, then basically threw me on the floor. My vagina hurts. He deserves another Christmas present.
I may or may not vaguely recall punching you in the dick but it was a misunderstanding and I forgive you can we have make up sex?
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
The fact that u had sex with a Disney prince blows my mind, you're my hero.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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