I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
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ah. the first shower back home is like a baptism from the sins of the past year
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Oh my god did you actually lose a tooth
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He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I already popped my bottle of Rose and took my boxers off. No can do muchacho
Just got done being naked and Mooning the cops. I'm still alive. Let's drink.
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