i just woke up and "where the fuck is taco bell" was in my search engine...
Is it sad that when she told me he has a small peen I felt like it made us more compatible?
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower
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college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
My vibrator box just fell off the table and hit my cat in the head, he is a little stunned. Good thing I went medium size
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed
Why does my mask smell like doritoes?
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