dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
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We just described beer as "big boy apple juice" to his 2 year old.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
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15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
surprisingly organic peanut butter is not the best chaser
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
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