She told me that she had to rub her face against me because she was part cat.
Packed at 6 am completely wasted. Damage assessment: 12 pairs of socks (no underwear), a flashlight, 3 shorts, shot glass, 8 sweaters, puff paint, one sneaker.
well most of my day revolves around power hour
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
at least you know where his tattoos end, so it wasn't a complete waste of time.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
You threw up with such class too! Tiara and all.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
So, I can officially cross "getting eaten out in a church confession booth" off my bucket list.
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