He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
you probably have like 11 voicemails from us, one is us singing my heart will go on while were fucking
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
Just spread butter on my bathrobe. This has been an ace morning.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
