Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
It makes showers more interesting trying to drink a gin and tonic and keep soap out of my eyes at the same time.
You need to calm down.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Fuck him and his perfect arms, huge penis and relentless ability to ignore me.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
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