Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
Just ducktaped my beer to my bike. See you in ten.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Just coat-checked 2 backpacks full of 40's...it was the bouncer's idea.
So I passed out with my boxers on in the hotel jacuzzi at 5am.. The manager who kicked me out was pretty cute so I left my name and number for her at the front desk. I'm giving it a 50/50 she calls.
This will never work out with him unless I somehow learn how to unhinge my jaw like a python.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
I didn't want to but I was drunk in a Disney bathroom with her and had a weak moment.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
WTF was I supposed to tell them? "hi mom and dad, this is some rando I met on the internet. please ignore the noises that will be coming from my bedroom for the next 60-90 minutes. kthxbye."
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