Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
this is the second time this summer that a girl has called me a ken dol
you shouldn't let them see you without your pants on
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
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So I'm pretty sure when I was giving a Birthday Blow J, he went to grab my boob, but grabbed a fat roll and asked "You're not wearing a bra?"
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
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all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Crap I still need to get you a wedding gift. I'm just gonna give you a bag full of cash, lube, and condoms. And I'll use furry handcuffs instead of ribbon to tie the gift bag handles together.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
I can't put those talents on a resume
Like, I want sex but I also would be okay with Netflix
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