Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
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Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
I already googled the effects of Molly with my antibiotics, I should be fine.
Why is there even a knowledge base for that?!
I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
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I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
I was walking out of the bar when he said I'll see you later and I said I'll see you in my dreams and then fell face first and broke my nose
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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