all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
you kept insisting that i was jake gyllenhaal and you were heath ledger.
I just found out that the liquid capacity of my breasts is 700ml each. I should not be left alone at home when drunk.
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
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I don't know bro, all I could remember is that he kept saying hallelujah and calling that girl Slutimus Prime
It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.
I'm watching porn in spanish. Thats studying right?
That's it. I'm moving to LA & sitting on his face.
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
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He was 6'5 and wearing a kilt, how could I not fuck him
So my plane's delayed and some guy is talking to "sparkles" he just told her to never again sell drinks from her cleavage. This is why I don't go home
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
Is there a nice, calm way of telling your friend/housemate/former lover/person who does not reciprocate your feelings that your period is late?
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
So, my first week in Saskatchewan ended with me drinking moonshine and getting eaten out in a tractor. I already love it here!
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