i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
The answer to your question is yes. I am wearing a star of david to the bar in order attract a jewish man.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
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i can't believe you were mixing vodka with green tea last night and enjoying it.
i should bottle and sell it. my slogan could be "green tea vodka. antioxidating while intoxiacting. your liver will thank you. "
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
also found a pic of my head in the microwave from the other night.. hmm
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
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The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
As your friend, who loves and cares for you, I have to be honest. I am judging you so VERY hard right now. Sorry.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
Just boned her on my desk. on top of my term paper. take that professor dipshit
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