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how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
Leave the bottle at home cause either way I'm not taking another shot. You have no idea how long it took me to compose this text free of grammatical error.
Gold star for you, but I'm on my way and the soco is buckled in next to me. This is happening.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Can you please come and collect your boss off of my kitchen floor.
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
I know her cup size but not her name....
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