i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I can only speak casual parseltoungue, im not bad though. just the general, "wheres the bathroom?" "open the chamber of secrets" that type of stuff
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
That glade motion activator thing keeps going off every time we pass the bong. I don't know what I'm getting high off right now.
It's a piss down the stairs of the hotel kind of night
Yeah her jello shots are the next closest thing to a lethal injection. That potent.
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Rule #61 of being a lady: never get fingered by a finger with a knuckle tattoo
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
Lol I'm not having group sex with you, that apron is fuckin awesome tho
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
I’ve lost count of how many disciplines of science this conversation about Harry Potter has gone through.
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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