Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
he was shitfaced drunk and couldn't walk but could still recite the top 10 in order from the first season of american idol. impressive
The dentist just giggled when he accidentally shot water across my face, I can sense how he treats women.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
sometimes i feel like my only option in life is to be drunk or be a cat. today i am drunk
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
At some point, I’d like to pretend that his penis is a popsicle.
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i didnt realize that your first thought would be SEXUALIZING BREAD
We really gotta wear capes to the bar more often...
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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