Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
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for future reference: playing drunken strip-twister is a euphemism for a threesome. just thought you should know.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
seriously considering responding to a craigslist ad for a lesbian cunninlingus instructor...at this point i'm so desperate for a job that i'm willing to switch teams.
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
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Who wouldn't want a man who can knock a guy out but also loves the bachelor.
It's the best of both worlds
He came over and watched the USA game with me, fucked me so good my toe cramped, then made my bed this morning before he left. Thank God for Army rangers
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
He just ate a tooth whitening strip...
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
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