well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
i was so drunk i stopped mid-blowjob to make sure he i was with my boyfriend and not some random. twice.
He made me stop in the middle of giving him a blowjob so he could go get his glasses. because he "wanted to see". I need to stop dating nerds.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
I already tell everyone in my office my bf is at the Naval academy. It slipped one time and I can't go back on it now
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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