fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
oh well we may not be friends on facebook but at least i got laid
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
he was like tryna hang and chat and I was like dude there's an iguana in this room
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
last night I learned that if you try to buy tacos in this town, that you will be stopped by three cop cars with breathalizers
I had perfectly good intentions but my penis had other ideas and now I need a place to crash what do you say
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