I can't tonight. I'm still nursing a beach sex injury. Don't wanna talk about it.
he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
He has jerked off in so many socks I am surprised he doesn't have athletes dick
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
Your drinking has interfered with your drinking. I bet you could get a scholarship to a rehab. Thats pro-level
He was sleeping, but the way he was made him look like an adorable, fuzzy penis
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
He totally just went there for sex cuz he slept in her roommates bed the rest of the night after they were done...
pure definition of booty call.
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
The guy i took home was a circus freak. He jerked off 3 times in front me after we had sex. And he came every time.
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