Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
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there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
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