Ok so serious question: if one wanted to say the plural of mongoose, would it be mongooses or mongeese?
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
I had one glass of wine then passed out for 4 hours. It's like I'm having a quarter-life crisis.
He picked me up in the very car he devirginized me in, his moms toyota.
Are you doing trivia tonite? Also sorry I peed on you.
I just realized I donated our bong to goodwill.. RIP Kimbo Slice
You suck, She hit so hard.
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
Just threw up in the trash can at my desk. I guess "beating the hangover" eventually leads to this.
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
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