did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
She grabbed a $20 bill out of my hand, calling it a lap dance coupon and then she dragged me into her bedroom. I think I’m in love
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