Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
i woke up today to a handjob from this really fat girl that keeps calling me michael phelps
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
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I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
and then he publicly announced her herpes on facebook.
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
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Drove by a cop already pulling someone over and toasted him with my bong
It's 4 in the afternoon........
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
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