who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
hey this is lauren, i have to type for jon because he's convinced the tongs he's holding are his real hands
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
Oh just chilling alone with a stranger baby while everyone else clambakes the bathroom. Probation is the reason there is bad things in the world.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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