question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
I was rolling balls and tried to donate blood as an act of kindness to the sick person who would receive it
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The poor thing was so drunk they wheeled his motorcycle into the bar. I just dropped him off to pick it up. The best walk of shame ever.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
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If I do nothing else today, the fact that I talked you into this is achievement in itself.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
He told me"I think your ready for this" and went into his closet whipped out a movie certiffied light saber.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
he told me he had a gf and in the very next sentence asked if I wanted to have sex.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
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