You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
i just shaved my vag. i figure it gave me about ten more minutes to drink tomorrow.
Made a pan flute out of the varyingly empty beer bottles on the table. Played a glorious tune that paid tribute to the winds.
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Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Would it be inappropriate to trade Christmas cookies for sex?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
You're the reason why I want to be a better drunk
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
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Drunk me has cost me a lot in cell phones...
This morning when you were fucking me you said you'd go to the store and get me tampons and a 30 pack
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
I might be getting fired on this week so the only option i see for tonight is to get smashed and have an orgy. actually this idea might explain why i'm not an ideal employee.
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