he kept kneeing me like he was playing footsies... only then i realized it was his dick.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just found out I made out with the 40 year old Captain of the boat at the barge party. On the bright side he let me drive the boat so at least there's that.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Sorry my phone died because I decided charging my vibrator was way more important
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
I'm not saying it wasn't great. I'm just saying sleeping with a gassy, depressed,45 year old mother was a different experience. Would do it again though.
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