I woke up on the stairs at of a Disneyland hotel. Yes, my night was amazing.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
He did a line, told me my hair looked pretty against the background of the clouds, and then we fucked. Good afternoon
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
According to Joseph, last night I crawled into bed and told him to pretend I'm his French maid, and then started speaking with a German accent, and referring to his manbits as "ze greatest Weiner schnitzel I'd ever seen". Basically, last night was a roaring success.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
Dude. why do I feel like I am cheating on you every time I do shrooms?
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
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