You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
until you tell me otherwise ill assume we're playing "cavity search" the homeland security game to spice up our sex life
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
Did I happen to mention where i left my keys when I drunk dialed you last night
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
It's amazing the amount I can accomplish with a glass of wine in my hand.
I am one with the molecules
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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